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A New Pet!
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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:59 pm    Post subject: A New Pet! Reply with quote

The Talking Centipede

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged
bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today?

We will have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.

This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?"

This time, a little voice came out of the box, "I heard you the first time!
I'm putting on my shoes!"

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:55 am    Post subject: Re: A New Pet! Reply with quote

sunday best boots like bushys I hope.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 3:40 am    Post subject: Re: A New Pet! Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
sunday best boots like bushys I hope.

Of course mate...nothing else is accepted. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 7:46 am    Post subject: Re: A New Pet! Reply with quote

What about Stovey's boots? Why do I have to take this beating? Besides...Stovey started it.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 3:45 pm    Post subject: Re: A New Pet! Reply with quote

At least there's no laces to tied up..
strewth!

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