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Phone Call from Hell
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BigBlue
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:07 pm    Post subject: Phone Call from Hell Reply with quote

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and
go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what
the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling
back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5
minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the
cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a
check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is
6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is
$5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the
devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.


The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the
country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Phone Call from Hell Reply with quote

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