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USMC Sniper in Iraq
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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:59 pm    Post subject: USMC Sniper in Iraq Reply with quote
A USMC sniper was real good at his job, and he had a method. He would yell out some insult at the enemy and when someone stood up to reply, BANG - one less insurgent!

After every mission the company commander would ask "How many insurgents have you shot today?"

However, on this particular day when asked about the number killed, he reported "Five killed and I let one go, sir."

"Let one go?" roared the company commander. "What do you mean, you let one go?"

"Well, sir, I yelled out 'Osama is a Homo!' Then this big insurgent stood up and yelled 'Hillary is a Bitch!' I just couldn't shoot a fellow Republican!"

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:44 pm    Post subject: Re: USMC Sniper in Iraq Reply with quote
2nd best!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 9:29 pm    Post subject: Re: USMC Sniper in Iraq Reply with quote
I agree!! Very Happy


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