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BigBlue
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:52 pm    Post subject: Obama Fan Reply with quote

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were
Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be
liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except
for Little Johnny .

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny
said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little
Johnny
answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a
Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your
mom was
a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that
make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me
an Obama fan." Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Obama Fan Reply with quote

Thats Funny Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Obama Fan Reply with quote

Me like Little Johnny jokes !!!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Obama Fan Reply with quote

That president of yours is going on a tropical vacation next month.
Then he said he may visit us in Oz.
Maybe you guys can tag along.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Obama Fan Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
That president of yours is going on a tropical vacation next month.
Then he said he may visit us in Oz.
Maybe you guys can tag along.

I'd really rather walk.....

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Obama Fan Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
That president of yours is going on a tropical vacation next month.
Then he said he may visit us in Oz.

I'd say your welcome to keep him, but I wouldn't wish that on you.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Obama Fan Reply with quote

BigBlue wrote:
gelandangan wrote:
That president of yours is going on a tropical vacation next month.
Then he said he may visit us in Oz.

I'd say your welcome to keep him, but I wouldn't wish that on you.
Don

Nah mate, you vote for im you keep im.

Besides, we have our own clown here, we don't need another one. Mad

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Obama Fan Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
That president of yours is going on a tropical vacation next month.
Then he said he may visit us in Oz.
Maybe you guys can tag along.


Yea Right !!! A bunch of bambi killers exercising their carry rights tagging along......... Ain't happening !!!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Obama Fan Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
That president of yours is going on a tropical vacation next month.

Maybe he will grace one of your Outbacks!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Obama Fan Reply with quote

KEEP HIM!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:20 am    Post subject: Re: Obama Fan Reply with quote

Well now...maybe he will go outback and git lost in the desert...apart from that...he's all yours, you're welcome to the bugger.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:24 am    Post subject: Re: Obama Fan Reply with quote

I didn't want him the first time

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:30 am    Post subject: Re: Obama Fan Reply with quote

I'm thinking about printing up some small cards to put on cars with Obama stickers on them. They'll say "Had enough change yet? Got any change left?".

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:49 am    Post subject: Re: Obama Fan Reply with quote

Pumpkinslinger wrote:
I'm thinking about printing up some small cards to put on cars with Obama stickers on them. They'll say "Had enough change yet? Got any change left?".

Now that is a good idea!

However, I think I'd make sure I wore gloves so I didn't leave any finger prints and wore baggy clothes with a hood over my head so surveillance cameras couldn't ID me.

Wow, did I just say that about our Government!?!

Time for some more change!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:59 am    Post subject: Re: Obama Fan Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
Pumpkinslinger wrote:
I'm thinking about printing up some small cards to put on cars with Obama stickers on them. They'll say "Had enough change yet? Got any change left?".

Now that is a good idea!

However, I think I'd make sure I wore gloves so I didn't leave any finger prints and wore baggy clothes with a hood over my head so surveillance cameras couldn't ID me.

Wow, did I just say that about our Government!?!

Time for some more change!

Don't let Homeland Security hear you talkin' like that or you'll be off the the re-education camp. Remember Obama talking about initiating a federal police force? I think that's what Homeland Security has become. Just more of that wonderful change that half of our fellow citizens had requested.
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