Thoughts on Marriage

whittling · Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:09 am Post subject: Thoughts on Marriage

Sometimes I wonder at married couples ...as a single person I would like to present a short topic on marriage -A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?
And a lesson in job security-
"A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain"

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say"

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

Elvis · Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:45 pm Post subject: Re: Thoughts on Marriage

ouch no promotion for him anytime soon!