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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:06 pm    Post subject: Two little kids Reply with quote

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room-------the first surgeries of the day.
The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'

The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.' Sad Sad

The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jelly and ice cream. It's a breeze.'

The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?'

The first kid says, 'A circumcision.'

'WHOA!' the second kid replies. 'Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!' Mad

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Two little kids Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Two little kids Reply with quote

Laughing Faint The Wave nice

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Two little kids Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Two little kids Reply with quote

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