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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:06 pm Post subject: Two Guys |
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Two guys, one old timer and one young, we'll call em Bushy and 'Mitri, are pushing their carts around Bunnings Hardware Store when they collide.
The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
going.'
The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'
The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. 'What does your wife look like?'
The old timer says......'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'
Most Old timers are helpful like that!
Cheers, Vince
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Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:15 am Post subject: Re: Two Guys |
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yes well I can relate to that. Its breast awareness month here and I for one are definately aware of them!!!
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codybrown Super Member
Joined: Feb 10, 2007 Posts: 379 Location: Michigan
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:52 am Post subject: Re: Two Guys |
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I was thinking that this was another variation of a joke. Kinda along the lines of we'll look for a woman that looks like that, and it seems like your wife would find you then.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:39 pm Post subject: Re: Two Guys |
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thanks for that Bushy.
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