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And that's when the fight started...
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:48 am    Post subject: And that's when the fight started... Reply with quote

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And that's when the fight started.


.................


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a bathroom scale.


And that's when the fight started.


........................


When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.


And that's when the fight started....


............................


My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'You're kidding!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'


And that's when the fight started.


..........................


I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'


And that's when the fight started.



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:07 pm    Post subject: Re: And that's when the fight started... Reply with quote

Vince wrote:


My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'You're kidding!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'


And that's when the fight started.



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