It sure has gotten boring around here.

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944

Bushy,

As long as they are legal to date, and are younger then my parents. Why not date them is my opinion. Laughing

Its not like I can tell a womens age 90% of the time anyways. Sometimes I meet a girl and think shes in her 30's and I find out shes in her 20's or vise versa. My ability to tell a womens age sucks and I'm generally off the mark by at least 5 years. So I always end up asking "how old are you?" Laughing

Dimitri

vint2

A few years difference one way or the other should not make much difference. Nuff said Smile

Bushmaster

Shame on you, Vint. Yer married... Embarassed

OntheLasGallinas

Dimitri,

I'm not sure that asking a woman her age is an accurate way of finding out how old she is.

(wait a minute)

I had to make sure that my wife wasn't reading this over my sholder. The coast is clear.

Anyway, if they are under age, they'll pad their years and if they are older they're really good in the art of subtraction.

Call it what it is. (lie)

Cary

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944

Cary,

Yes they do lie your spot on about that, but generally their lies are closer to their real age then my guess is hence why I ask. Shocked

Still age as I said really doesn't matter, I got a list of other things I look for in a girl and believe me when I say its a pretty short list but its very hard to find. Sad

Dimitri

ElyBoy

My Wife Judy is ten years younger than me Dimitri.
She will be 47 in June, and for the last few years, I've been telling her that I never thought that I would be married to such an old girl.
She tends to ignore me when I say things like that to her. Very Happy

Women might live longer than guys, but I still say that guys age better than gals. wtf

We both have been busy with our Son Zach.
He just had hernia surgery today, and he is a sore camper.
The Wife was mad at me yesterday Mad

, because I had Zach convinced that sometimes the Doctors make mistakes, and cut a guy's nuts off during the operation.
She told me to make him feel better about it, so I told him that if he got his nuts cut of by accident, we would nuder our Mini Dachshund, and attach his nuts to Zach. I told him that they weren't as big as his, but he would still have fun with them. Very Happy

He came through surgery just fine, is mighty sore, but still has his nuts.:-D Very Happy

Eric

Bushmaster

Oooh yer mean LMAO... ROFL

Glad he's doing fine. The pain will make him appreciate having his own gonads still... Very Happy

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944

Eric,

I don't know what to say convincing your son of that but it does happen:

abcnews.go.com/GMA/sto...631&page=1

Dimitri

vint2

Married and faithful, but I can still give the young man some advice!!!! Cheers

Vince

Eric old mate.....that's just out and out bloody cruel mate...May ya balls fester and never bust !!

How old is the young fella? He sounds fairly young...too young to have a hernia. You been workin' him too hard mate?

Give him my regards and hopes that he heals quickly.

Cheers, Vince

vint2

Dimitri,
I passed the message on to Kirsten and she giggled and said," Dad I am 33", so there you have it!!! Laughing

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944

So you can't remember your daughters age it seems. ROFL

Still she isn't as old as the oldest women I've hit on so far. Laughing

Dimitri

vint2

I was trying to be nice to her, after all, she is still a woman!!! You know about the age thing, and other quirks common to ladies! Laughing

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5944

Vint,

Sometimes being not as nice with a women is better. Gives her something to do. Like telling her shes "a little old and has less get up and go like younger girls have" and she'll ether get very mad or she'll try and prove you wrong. Laughing

Dimitri

Bushmaster

No Vint...What quirks?? Very Happy