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codybrown Super Member
Joined: Feb 10, 2007 Posts: 379 Location: Michigan
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:28 pm Post subject: Hilary, Kenneth and Larry |
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Hilary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk to the children. After her talk, she offers a question-and-answer time.
One little boy raises his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth," he replies. "And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"Actually, I have three questions:
"First, whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years as President?
"Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
"Third, whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"
Just then, the bill rings for recess. Hilary informs the kids they will continue after recess. When they resume, Hilary says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hilary asks him what his name is. "My name is Larry." "And what is your question, Larry?" she asks.
"Really, I have five questions:
"First, whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years as President?
"Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
"Third, whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
"Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
"Fifth, what happened to Kenneth?"
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tracker Super Member
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:43 pm Post subject: Re: Hilary, Kenneth and Larry |
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codybrown Super Member
Joined: Feb 10, 2007 Posts: 379 Location: Michigan
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:20 pm Post subject: Re: Hilary, Kenneth and Larry |
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Thanks
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d_hoffman Super Member
Joined: Feb 13, 2007 Posts: 696 Location: Chillicothe, Ohio
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:55 pm Post subject: Re: Hilary, Kenneth and Larry |
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Good one Cody but, shouldn't there be a sixth question? What did you do with all of the money from the SNL scandals that you were involved in.
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Vince Site Admin
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:59 pm Post subject: Re: Hilary, Kenneth and Larry |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
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(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11391 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:18 am Post subject: Re: Hilary, Kenneth and Larry |
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Man!!! Ain't that the truth...
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