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The old man and the Marine
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:10 am    Post subject: The old man and the Marine Reply with quote

The Old Man and the Marine

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.


The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton".

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away . .
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and Said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to Speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!"

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:02 am    Post subject: Re: The old man and the Marine Reply with quote

Now that is a good Marine... ROFL

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:00 pm    Post subject: Re: The old man and the Marine Reply with quote

I like hearing him say too Very Happy I hope he keeps saying it.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:37 pm    Post subject: Re: The old man and the Marine Reply with quote

Pray Please oh please let that be the Marines answer for the next four years. Pray

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:01 pm    Post subject: Re: The old man and the Marine Reply with quote

Good one, just change 2008 to 2009.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:22 pm    Post subject: Re: The old man and the Marine Reply with quote

After all of Billary's boo-hooing I doubt she makes it. If she starts that under campaign stress, what would she do in a national crisis.

Aside from the fact that she is a known PETA supporting, animal rights activist, anti-gun, tree hugging bleeding heart. I don't think we need 4 more years of Clintonisim. Also, don't forget about the SNL scandals of the mid 90's that she was involved in. And did you hear that she wants to impose a penalty on people who don't buy health insurance. That sounds to me like she's got her greedy fingers wrapped around an insurance company. Evil or Very Mad Rant Mad Evil Devil Mad Bang Head

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:35 pm    Post subject: Re: The old man and the Marine Reply with quote

A classic joke revisited! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:29 pm    Post subject: Re: The old man and the Marine Reply with quote

That is a super Marine!!! I don't believe Clinton is going to make it anyway!! Smile What is scary is that Obama is worse than she is Sad

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:10 pm    Post subject: Re: The old man and the Marine Reply with quote

why I am looking at the candidates ron paul and fred thompson

well folks seems I am back on. Missed you all and hope all had good holidays

this is really going to be an interesting election indeed

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:12 pm    Post subject: Re: The old man and the Marine Reply with quote

Welcome back Keetoowah Howdy

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:19 pm    Post subject: Re: The old man and the Marine Reply with quote

Welcome back, and it is interesting already!!! Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:38 pm    Post subject: Re: The old man and the Marine Reply with quote

I am outside the US elections and all of the electioneering that they are doing, however, the results of the elctions over there will no doubt have a profound effect on the rest of the world, so I keep a weathered eye open for developments.

I notice on the news last night that Obama is ahead of Billary at the moment on the polls.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:24 pm    Post subject: Re: The old man and the Marine Reply with quote

Hey Keetoowah, osiyo how've you been. Yeah, I guess we missed ya Laughing welcome back.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:28 pm    Post subject: Re: The old man and the Marine Reply with quote

I don't believe it, BILLARY won NH scared Hey Vint , why do you say Obama's worse than Billary?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:10 am    Post subject: Re: The old man and the Marine Reply with quote

Go to www.wnd.com and see what they have to say. He is more radical than Clinton and ex muslim. The man has a target on him!!! That is Shariah law! I see him as more of a rabble rouser than a politician, but that is just me. He has no experience.

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