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STUTTERING CAT???
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:57 pm    Post subject: STUTTERING CAT??? Reply with quote

A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, and went
'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say "F*#k", the Rottweiler killed him!"

Hiding Razz

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:40 am    Post subject: Re: STUTTERING CAT??? Reply with quote

Ah damn Vince, you're ki-ki-killing me with these things. that was hilarious

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:03 pm    Post subject: Re: STUTTERING CAT??? Reply with quote

Damn that was funny. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:24 pm    Post subject: Re: STUTTERING CAT??? Reply with quote

Dang, that was funny,
What part of Texas are you from?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:27 pm    Post subject: Re: STUTTERING CAT??? Reply with quote

Good One!!

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