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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:59 pm    Post subject: AUSTRALIA Reply with quote

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good.



Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day.



On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and barbies on the beach. God saw that it was good.



Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.



On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw that it was good.



Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.



On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good.



Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.



On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw that it was good.



Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.



On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good.



Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.



On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God

saw that it was good.... well almost good. God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest. So God created Females- to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and clean the barbie. God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody good.




IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!!

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Now I know I am going to get some flak over this.... ROFL Laughing Hiding

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:50 am    Post subject: Re: AUSTRALIA Reply with quote

And on the 8th day he had a bunch of left over animal parts and made some of the stangest looking things on earth and dumped them all in Australia and they've been trying to cook them on the barbies ever since.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:23 am    Post subject: Re: AUSTRALIA Reply with quote

rdncktink wrote:
And on the 8th day he had a bunch of left over animal parts and made some of the stangest looking things on earth and dumped them all in Australia and they've been trying to cook them on the barbies ever since.

YEP Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Razz Razz Razz Laughing Laughing Laughing Cool Cool Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:54 am    Post subject: Re: AUSTRALIA Reply with quote

What?!!? No household appliances, Vince???

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:49 pm    Post subject: Re: AUSTRALIA Reply with quote

They're in there mate....I just assumed that everyone else would assume that.

Laughing Laughing ROFL

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