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codybrown Super Member
Joined: Feb 10, 2007 Posts: 379 Location: Michigan
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:25 pm Post subject: Never ask a drunk...... |
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a
half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a
head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of
bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at
her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."
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Weinbender Member
Joined: Sep 13, 2007 Posts: 226 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:12 am Post subject: Re: Never ask a drunk...... |
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_________________ "If it dont kick like a mule, it aint worth shooting" |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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A17Shooter Super Member
Joined: Jan 26, 2005 Posts: 322 Location: California Foothills (Gold Country)
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:37 am Post subject: Re: Never ask a drunk...... |
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Bushmaster wrote: |
Next time...She'll learn to ignore drunks... |
If she's ugly, maybe she's desperate enough to go for a drunk.
Just a thought.
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shrpshtrjoe Super Red Neck Member
Joined: Jan 26, 2005 Posts: 2965 Location: Maryland
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:26 pm Post subject: Re: Never ask a drunk...... |
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1895ss Super Member
Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2612 Location: Not Here...!!
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:23 pm Post subject: Re: Never ask a drunk...... |
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_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd or an a**hole going the wrong way. |
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