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Three Pigs
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SwampFox
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:49 am    Post subject: Three Pigs Reply with quote

The Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.
'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.


'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.
'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.


'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.
'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.


'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.


'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'


But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'




You're gonna LOVE me for this....






The third piggy says -



'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:37 am    Post subject: Re: Three Pigs Reply with quote

ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:00 am    Post subject: Re: Three Pigs Reply with quote

O K SwampFox...That's enough...Get off the sause... wtf Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Three Pigs Reply with quote

Swampy...I don't know what you are using mate...but I want a coupla pounds of it!!
Laughing Laughing ROFL Haha

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Three Pigs Reply with quote

Cheers Very Happy Very Happy
I'll drink to that

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:59 am    Post subject: Re: Three Pigs Reply with quote

It must be something in the water... ROFL
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