HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: RichardZ
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13126

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 120
BOT: 1
Total: 121
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Photo Albums
03: Your Account
04: Photo Albums
05: Your Account
06: Your Account
07: Forums
08: Photo Albums
09: Statistics
10: Forums
11: Forums
12: Photo Albums
13: Home
14: Forums
15: Photo Albums
16: Photo Albums
17: Forums
18: Your Account
19: Forums
20: Forums
21: Forums
22: Forums
23: Forums
24: Forums
25: Photo Albums
26: Home
27: Forums
28: Photo Albums
29: Forums
30: Home
31: Home
32: Home
33: Forums
34: Photo Albums
35: Your Account
36: Forums
37: Forums
38: Forums
39: Forums
40: Forums
41: Forums
42: Forums
43: Forums
44: Photo Albums
45: Photo Albums
46: Forums
47: Home
48: Home
49: Home
50: Your Account
51: Home
52: Forums
53: Home
54: Forums
55: Home
56: Forums
57: Forums
58: Home
59: Forums
60: Forums
61: Forums
62: Photo Albums
63: Home
64: Forums
65: Home
66: Home
67: Forums
68: Home
69: Home
70: Forums
71: Forums
72: Home
73: Home
74: Forums
75: Forums
76: Home
77: Home
78: Forums
79: News
80: Home
81: Home
82: Home
83: Forums
84: Home
85: Forums
86: Home
87: Forums
88: Home
89: Forums
90: Forums
91: Forums
92: Forums
93: Home
94: Forums
95: Home
96: Home
97: Forums
98: Your Account
99: Home
100: Forums
101: Forums
102: Forums
103: Forums
104: Forums
105: Forums
106: Your Account
107: Forums
108: Forums
109: Forums
110: Forums
111: Forums
112: Forums
113: Forums
114: Home
115: Your Account
116: Home
117: Forums
118: Forums
119: Forums
120: Home
  BOT:
01: Forums

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 308
 Pictures: 2451
  · Views: 820725
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86
 

marrage
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Morax
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Dec 18, 2006
Posts: 618
Location: Pittsburgh Pa

PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:58 am    Post subject: marrage Reply with quote

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter".
Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars".

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance." Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars".

The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's 50 dollars."

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"

Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know -- 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
Back to top
View user's profile
tracker
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 08, 2006
Posts: 1175
Location: Manitoba, Canada

PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:07 pm    Post subject: Re: marrage Reply with quote

Haha Haha ROFL ROFL Haha

_________________
"If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!"
Back to top
View user's profile
shrpshtrjoe
Super Red Neck Member
Super Red Neck Member


Joined: Jan 26, 2005
Posts: 2965
Location: Maryland

PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:16 pm    Post subject: Re: marrage Reply with quote

ROFL LMAO ROFL

_________________
"MOLON LABE"

P E T A
People Eating Tasty Animals
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
keetoowah
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Mar 20, 2007
Posts: 691
Location: Deep in the mountains of Montana

PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:44 pm    Post subject: Re: marrage Reply with quote

laughing too hard cant breathe..

_________________
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.