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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Why,Why,Why Reply with quote

I never said I was the sharpest crayon in the box. Very Happy So I'll voluntiree for the 1 in 3/4

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:38 am    Post subject: Re: Why,Why,Why Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
1895ss wrote:
Vince wrote:

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Cheers, Vince

Well now what are the odds of this happening again. Here we have Bushy, Vince, Dimitri and 1895ss and look at this! Two of the four, Bushy and Vince aren't stable. Kinda throws your stats out the window Vince. Hmmmm , whoda thunk it. Nananana Laughing Laughing Laughing

Nah, don't be stoopid......you fergot Tracker 'n keetoowah 'n rdncktink 'n George, 'n Gelan, 'n all the uvers. I reckon my stats are ok. All we gotta do is work out which ones a a brick short of a load, a sandwich short of a picnic or a few cents short of a dollar.
Nananana Laughing Laughing Laughing Haha Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

Ya you're right I did forget them Surprised ........... Shocked ........... that sure messes with the percentages. Nuts Oh well ............ Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Why,Why,Why Reply with quote

Some notes of mine about these. Laughing

Vince wrote:
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Same reason the little piece of wood in proper military 303 British was sterilized, because although its going to be used to kill someone we must be civilized old Chap.

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? (coughs and trys to play a blond women's "duh" voice) Because he is bullet proof NOT revolver proof. ROFL

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Because its the job of the women of the house to fill it if its empty and we look back to find more food that should have been put there by said women of the house. Hiding

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? Because you arn't looking at the seam to figure out where it opens. Very Happy

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" Because we are men and should be able to suck up alittle pain.

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? Because depending who (like most of the guys with sons and daughters) have guns. Shocked

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Easier to make a square box.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Because at that point men were men and didn't need no stinking wheels on our luggage. Very Happy

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Works great for toasting eggo's that are still rock hard frozen I find. Very Happy

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Goofy is a "person" in the shows, while Pluto is a pet dog. Wink

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Why do we all go hunting instead of buying our meat at a grocery store, thought it would be easy for any of us to understand. Confused

Hope this helps in understanding these. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Why,Why,Why Reply with quote

OK, this has all been well and good, and I'm happy to volunteer to be part of Vince's nut brigade...but just leave Wile E. the h##!!!! out of this OK??? Mad

Some things are just too sacred... Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:55 am    Post subject: Re: Why,Why,Why Reply with quote

raising hand to Vince's Nut brigade. reason why he didnt include us Vince is he knows we arent stable to his definition.
maybe his hand cramped and he couldnt type all the other names or he just flat out doesnt like us enough to count.
doesnt matter found it interesting though how he listed it.
so entertaining.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:01 am    Post subject: Re: Why,Why,Why Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
You need a husband or boy friend...You have just too much time on your hands...

Tink dont think anything of it.
remember the comment you made a few months back about not listening to the negativity of a grumpy relative you made??? apply your technique here.
you never NEED a husband or boyfriend as I was once told.
they are fun to have around though when you cant hire a handicap person. Fencing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:21 am    Post subject: Re: Why,Why,Why Reply with quote

hay it's just my current mood, I'm going nuts and this looks like it's my outlet

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:53 am    Post subject: Re: Why,Why,Why Reply with quote

Well you know................ nah! Popcorn

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Why,Why,Why Reply with quote

pass that popcorn 1895 Very Happy

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