4rum wrote:

Wellllllllllllllllllll !!! hope you're happy.... you just made me spit coffee all over my puter!

I've learned not to be drinking and reading on here at the same time for the same reason.

Dianne Feinstein: June 22, 1933

Nancy Pelosi: March 26, 1940
Barbara Boxer: November 11, 1940

John F. Kerry: December 11, 1943

William Jefferson Clinton: August 19, 1946

Hillary Rodham: October 26, 1947

Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.: March 31, 1948...that explains how he was instrumental in and able to bring us the internet as he claims!
Howard Dean: November 17, 1948

Charles E. Schumer: November 23, 1950

Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama Sr. (black muslim) of Nyangoma-Kogelo, Siaya District, Kenya, and Ann Dunham of Wichita, Kansas. (white atheist ).

When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced and his father returned to Kenya.

His mother married Lolo Soetoro -- a Muslim -- moving to Jakarta with Obama when he was six years old. Within six months he had learned to speak the Indonesian language.

Obama spent "two years in a Muslim school, then two more in a Catholic school" in Jakarta.

Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim while admitting that he was once a Muslim, mitigating that damning information by saying that, for two years, he also attended a Catholic school.

Obama's father, Barack Hussein Obama, Sr. was a radical Muslim who migrated from Kenya to Jakarta, Indonesia. He met Obama's mother, Ann Dunham—a white atheist from Wichita, Kansas—at the University of Hawaii at Manoa.

Obama, Sr. and Dunham divorced when Barack, Jr. was two.

Obama's spinmeisters are now attempting to make it appear that Obama's introduction to Islam came from his father and that influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya immediately following the divorce and never again had any direct influence over his son's education.

Dunham married another Muslim, Lolo Soetoro who educated his stepson as a good Muslim by enrolling him in one of Jakarta's Wahabbi schools.

Wahabbism is the radical teaching that created the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad on the industrialized world.

Since it is politically expedient to be a Christian when you are seeking political office in the United States, Obama joined the United Church of Christ to help purge any notion that he is still a Muslim.

Marflarp: Noly (pronounced NO-lie) 34 th, 5409

Notable accomplishments:
Marshaled the invasion forces of Simpleton 7 which left that planet on a search for Mars women. They missed.

Though only by a few million miles, Marflarp and his horny storm troopers crash landed near the sleepy little town of Roswell, New Mexico. The crew that did not sustain serious injury to their peckers, immediately sat out to breed with what they thought were Martians. The limited vocabulary of the mistaken as, Martian women, (mostly "baa") led the Marflarpians to beleive that the (percieved) Martians were an inferior race and therefore highly prized as sexual partners.

To the Simpletons dismay at finding that they had impregnated a whole flock of EARTH sheep, they immediately text messaged the awaiting hordes on the homeplanet , Simpleton 7, and asked to be "beamed up".

Remnants of this illbegotten race do still turn up occasionally however. Why there could even be some among us!!!

I understand that although the mission was a complete fizzle Marflarp, Nolie is still considered a hero back on Simpleton 7. Thanks for the history lesson 4rum

Hey! Maybe we can contact him and get him to come back and run and the US electorate will have a better choice than Obama or Billary

Hillary Clinton's New Name - True Story

Hillary Clinton's Indian name.

They say it's a true story.

Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of
The American Indian nation two weeks ago in upper New York State ...She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first
female President.

She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed
"YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with
a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.

The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of
sh#t it can no longer fly.

Cheers, Vince

What do they say ? If the shoe fits . Sounda like it fits to me.
Joe

I hope she/it keeps on running...........right out of this country!!!!!!!!!

You've got to love these old Veterans...

This man, 73, wears a protective flap over his ear while Senator Hillary Clinton addresses the Veterans of Foreign Wars.

Cheers, Vince