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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:36 pm Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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How about one that is just a jungle and a bunch of starving monkeys that eat meat? Would that be enough of a challenge for the two of you?
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DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
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1895ss Super Member
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Morax Super Member
Joined: Dec 18, 2006 Posts: 618 Location: Pittsburgh Pa
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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by chance do either of these islands glow in the dark?
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1895ss Super Member
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:38 pm Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd or an a**hole going the wrong way. |
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:16 am Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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Aah...Female monkeys?...Who's trying to get rid of you two...Just suggesting places you can go other then hell...No. None of these glow in the dark...The rock (and a lot of sand) is Johnston Island. The US Military is using the island to burn off chemical agents such as nerve and mustard gas in big hot furnaces on the island...The other island(s) are the Mariannas in the South Pacific. Lots of monkeys and no food for them or not enough. So fresh meat is always welcome...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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tracker Super Member
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1895ss Super Member
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:19 pm Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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You might find the monkeys good adverisaries. The last time I was in the Mariannas I was doing island surveilance (US Navy). Making sure the natives had not built any perminant structures on the islands. They put me on this one island (the third one for me). I got 20 yards into the jungle when I made contact with around a dozen long toothed monkeys. All I had was a sack lunch (which I through at them) and one Remington-Rand .45 ACP and three magazines 7 rounds each. When the drop off whaler heard my shots and came back to pick me up and give me M-14 support I was on my last two rounds and 30 yards out in the surf waist deep (Monkeys can swim). 8 dead monkeys were floating around me. Now I had shark problems...Sure glad when the whaler picked me up. Hope them monkeys enjoyed my sack lunch...
This is not a tall tale. It really happened. Believe me...You still think you can have time for monkey soup? Let alone flambe...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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tracker Super Member
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:23 pm Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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Sorry Bushy, already dropped the monkey soup plan, need to have a little chat with 1895 about what's good eatin' down in Missouri. Here I thought we were just going to claim a little chunk of Canada and hoist a flag, but oh well...
_________________ "If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!" |
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GroovyJack Member
Joined: May 21, 2005 Posts: 621 Location: Bama
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:38 pm Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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Diego Garcia perhaps Bushy or Djibouti ??
Or jus send em to Gonzo or Yankee station and let em cut squares fer a spell ..
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:51 pm Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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Naw...Diego Garcia and Djibouti have people (of sorts) on them.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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1895ss Super Member
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:31 pm Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd or an a**hole going the wrong way. |
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:34 am Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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You know Jack...Diego Garcia might be a good idea after all...We wouldn't want them to loose their social skills...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
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tracker Super Member
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:46 am Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies |
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So, Bushy.... you're worried we'll lose our social skills in Missouri?
_________________ "If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!" |
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