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No moe Hilbillies
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:36 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

How about one that is just a jungle and a bunch of starving monkeys that eat meat? Would that be enough of a challenge for the two of you?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:21 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

It's a little better but still no women........... By the way, why is it you want to get rid of us....? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:33 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

by chance do either of these islands glow in the dark?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:38 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

Morax, Bushy wouldn't do that to tracker and I.............. would he????? Surprised Shocked Shocked wtf Confused Sad Faint

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:49 am    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

I'm still shocked that he's trying to get rid of us, 1895!! wtf wtf I think it must be that Oldtimer's settin in and he forgot who is buddies are, we'll have the nurse remind him when he's getting his pablum today Very Happy Islands that glow in the dark? Night hunting the starving monkeys!! Still need some women though....

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:16 am    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

Aah...Female monkeys?...Who's trying to get rid of you two...Just suggesting places you can go other then hell...No. None of these glow in the dark...The rock (and a lot of sand) is Johnston Island. The US Military is using the island to burn off chemical agents such as nerve and mustard gas in big hot furnaces on the island...The other island(s) are the Mariannas in the South Pacific. Lots of monkeys and no food for them or not enough. So fresh meat is always welcome...

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:39 am    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

I have nooo problem with the monkeys, can we get hooked up online with you guys once we invade and take over the island? I might want to contact some of my fellow hunters for monkey recipes. Here's the arithmetic....starving monkey +starving Stu with firearm equals monkey soup, monkey stew, monkey steak,roast monkey, monkey flambe....still looking for human females though Bushy..

Oh and I never thought you'd suggest me and 1895 go to that other place Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:43 am    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

I just can't understand why he'd want us to go there............ Surprised Sad I don't think I want to live on either of those islands but I do know of a place in Missouri we could raid. What do you think tracker, does that sound like a plan.......? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:19 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

You might find the monkeys good adverisaries. The last time I was in the Mariannas I was doing island surveilance (US Navy). Making sure the natives had not built any perminant structures on the islands. They put me on this one island (the third one for me). I got 20 yards into the jungle when I made contact with around a dozen long toothed monkeys. All I had was a sack lunch (which I through at them) and one Remington-Rand .45 ACP and three magazines 7 rounds each. When the drop off whaler heard my shots and came back to pick me up and give me M-14 support I was on my last two rounds and 30 yards out in the surf waist deep (Monkeys can swim). 8 dead monkeys were floating around me. Now I had shark problems...Sure glad when the whaler picked me up. Hope them monkeys enjoyed my sack lunch...

This is not a tall tale. It really happened. Believe me...You still think you can have time for monkey soup? Let alone flambe...

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:23 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

Sorry Bushy, already dropped the monkey soup plan, need to have a little chat with 1895 about what's good eatin' down in Missouri. Very Happy Here I thought we were just going to claim a little chunk of Canada and hoist a flag, but oh well...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:38 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

Diego Garcia perhaps Bushy or Djibouti ??

Or jus send em to Gonzo or Yankee station and let em cut squares fer a spell ..

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:51 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

Naw...Diego Garcia and Djibouti have people (of sorts) on them.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:31 pm    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

Just in case you forgot to read my last post, tracker and I have decided not to go to no island. Shocked We are thinking Missouri sounds good......... are there any civilian monkeys there.............. ? Shocked Shocked Confused Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:34 am    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

You know Jack...Diego Garcia might be a good idea after all...We wouldn't want them to loose their social skills...

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:46 am    Post subject: Re: No moe Hilbillies Reply with quote

So, Bushy.... you're worried we'll lose our social skills in Missouri?

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