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THIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP !!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:32 am    Post subject: THIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP !! Reply with quote

THIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP !!
We Must Stop This Immediately!

Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier.
And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street has become! This extension work was apparently done at night!! Very sneaky stuff..

And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the youngsters. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader? I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day, and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me. I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own refection ........Well, REALLY NOW- even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!

Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them.. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror. Clothing manufacturers are less civilized hese days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 32 pair of pants a 42, or medium shirt as 'extra large? A small jumper as large?? Do they think no one notices that these things no longer fit around the waist, hips, thighs, and neck?

The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank, but in reverse. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that dial? Heck ! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling? > > I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there!

All I can do is pass along this warning: We are under attack! Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these
awful indignities.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!

PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has caused my computer's regular fonts to be smaller than they once were.
(They must be sneaking to my house and messing around with my computer.
Probably CIA....!!!) Pretty scary stuff huh?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:54 am    Post subject: Re: THIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP !! Reply with quote

I've noticed a few of those things around here as well so it's not just in your area ..........!!! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:32 pm    Post subject: Re: THIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP !! Reply with quote

yeh, also theletters on the keyboard are getting fuzzier and harder to reach Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:55 pm    Post subject: Re: THIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP !! Reply with quote

I think if I replaced my key board I might be able to see the letters. Half of them are worn past the painted letters...

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:26 pm    Post subject: Re: THIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP !! Reply with quote

Yep, you should get a new one....... Smile but then again you already know where the letters are on this one and a new one might have them in a different order............:insane: Insane Insane Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Embarassed Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:37 pm    Post subject: Re: THIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP !! Reply with quote

bushmaster- woudn't it be cheaper to just repaint the letters and numbers back on. I seam to have that crs and css deisesse again. Laughing Laughing
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