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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:15 pm    Post subject: dear diary Reply with quote

HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was
acting weird. We had made plans to meet
at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping
with my friends all day long, so I thought
he was upset at the fact that I was a bit
late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I
suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we
could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say
much.
I asked him what was wrong; he said,
"Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault
that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset,
that it had nothing to do with me, and not
to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I
loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept
driving. I can't explain his behavior. I
don't know why he didn't say, "I love you,
too."
When we got home, I felt as if I had
lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing
to do with me anymore. He just sat there
quietly, and watched TV.
He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided
to go to bed
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.
To my surprise, he responded to my caress,
and we made love. But I still felt that he
was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere
else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know
what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts
are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
.............................................
...........................................


HIS DIARY:

Missed a big deer today, but at least
I got laid.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:23 pm    Post subject: Re: dear diary Reply with quote

Boy Mike...Ain't that the truth...

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:53 pm    Post subject: Re: dear diary Reply with quote

Well that's partly the way it goes ......... Laughing

Good one Mike Cool

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