You know that snakes live in pits and they communicate by hissing ..
One day this little boy snake began to hiss in the pit .. His mother heard him and said he could not hiss in the pit ..
If he was going to hiss he would have to go outside to hiss or go to Mrs Pott's pit to hiss .. So he went to Mrs Pott's pit and began to hiss .. Mrs Pott scolded him and said " You cannot hiss in my pit .. you go outside to hiss or go to your own pit to hiss .. "
So he went back to his pit and began to hiss .. His mother said " I told you not to hiss in the pit .. Go outside to hiss , or go to Mrs Pott's pit to hiss .. "
He said " Mother , I did go to Mrs Pott's pit to hiss , but Mrs Pott told me to go outside to hiss or come to my pit to hiss .."
His mother said " I dont understand that for I remember when Mrs Pott didnt have a pit to hiss in .."

GroovyJack.......this one is an absolute classic mate.

Don't think the youngun's amongst use will understand it though.

Thanks.

Cheers, Vince

Vinnie we're up late arent we , or are we up for the new day , I know its about midnight in Syd ..

GroovyJack wrote:

Vinnie we're up late arent we , or are we up for the new day , I know its about midnight in Syd ..

Yep, we sure are mate. Its currently 1am in Brisbane.

Cheers, Vince

Groovy Jack,

That was awesome, I'd love to hear someone try telling it out loud and get it all straight.

I bet you can't say that three times rapidly!

I can't say it one time rapidly