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CURTAINS
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Vince
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:42 am    Post subject: CURTAINS Reply with quote

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the
>>salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
>>
>>The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of
>>pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde
>>seems to have a hard time choosing.
>>
>>Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman
>>then asks what size curtains she needs.
>>
>>The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
>>
>>"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very
>>small - what room are they for?"
>>
>>The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they
>>are for her computer monitor.
>>
>>The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not
>>need curtains!"
>>
>>The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows!"


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:54 am    Post subject: Re: CURTAINS Reply with quote

Haha

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