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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 12:46 pm    Post subject: I failed Reply with quote

I Tried

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 1:44 pm    Post subject: Re: I failed Reply with quote

Oh well there is always next time.
You have failed as a vegan, thankfully.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 3:11 pm    Post subject: Re: I failed Reply with quote

There's tomato & pickle in there - close enough.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 3:40 pm    Post subject: Re: I failed Reply with quote

English Mike wrote:
There's tomato & pickle in there - close enough.

Yep, and I can see some sauce which is usually made from vegetable matter, so that also qualifies as salad, so you have certainly achieved in my books mate.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 4:06 pm    Post subject: Re: I failed Reply with quote

You didn't fail... to quote Thomas Edison, "...I have found 389 ways not to make a filament." You have only found one way not to make a salad but it looks delicious and the next time you might find out how to make a salad.

Try a taco salad next time. Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 5:26 pm    Post subject: Re: I failed Reply with quote

Thats ok, it is a vegetarian meal.
Cows are vegetarian and you made a meal of it.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 5:29 pm    Post subject: Re: I failed Reply with quote

looks perfectly fine to me,well balanced meal,it hasnt toppled over yet...all the major food groups are there....beef bacon and dairy with some bread....what more does a fella need???? beer on the side maybe.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 8:29 am    Post subject: Re: I failed Reply with quote

Mussn't forget the beer!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 3:56 pm    Post subject: Re: I failed Reply with quote

Kiwi's NEVER forget the beer in my experience.
The crafty buggers even have beer trailers for your car.
Pity about double brown beer though.....

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2020 7:59 am    Post subject: Re: I failed Reply with quote

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again! And invite us over!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2020 8:14 am    Post subject: Re: I failed Reply with quote

Now THERE's an idea. And a good one too.

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