Checkup

Tremblay · Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:16 pm Post subject: Checkup

I was right

Vince · Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:40 pm Post subject: Re: Checkup

English Mike · Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:18 pm Post subject: Re: Checkup

My ex would have asked for a second opinion... Very Happy

Elvis · Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 11:03 pm Post subject: Re: Checkup

I would have to get him to add my finger wasnt either....forever being acused of standing around with...

Tremblay · Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 11:34 pm Post subject: Re: Checkup

Elvis wrote:

I would have to get him to add my finger wasnt either....forever being acused of standing around with...

YUP

Vince · Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:05 am Post subject: Re: Checkup

Elvis wrote:

I would have to get him to add my finger wasnt either....forever being acused of standing around with...

...thumb in bum, mind in neutral mate? Me too.

PaulS · Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 4:49 pm Post subject: Re: Checkup

Nobody that knows me has any question about what is up my waste disposal unit.
I am a fiscal conservative and a social liberal. What that means is that I am a solid constitutionalist that believes the government has no authority to tell me - or anyone else what I can do as long as I observe the law and the personal rights of others. On the other hand I want the government limited by the powers EXPRESSLY given to them in the constitution and not to try to expand those powers on a whim.

If anything my head is in the stratosphere where the thin air keeps me optimistic.

tikkat3 · Super Member Joined: Jul 30, 2006 Posts: 800

I woke up during one of these procedures
Laying on my side I could just see two heads near my rear end
They were quietly chatting
And could feel something very well lubricated moving around down there
In front there was a TV and I asked "is that inside me"
I then woke up in recovery

It wasn't an unpleasant experience

RePete · Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 5:33 pm Post subject: Re: Checkup

Check this out. There is language, so act accordingly.

Billy Connolly and funny.

vimeo.com/24340828

Tremblay · Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 7:43 pm Post subject: Re: Checkup

Tears down my leg

English Mike · Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:01 pm Post subject: Re: Checkup

tikkat3 wrote:

I woke up during one of these procedures
Laying on my side I could just see two heads near my rear end
They were quietly chatting
And could feel something very well lubricated moving around down there
In front there was a TV and I asked "is that inside me"
I then woke up in recovery

It wasn't an unpleasant experience

Chicken - I've had both mine done without anaesthetic - that way I get to break the 48 hour fast with something more than a cup of weak tea & a slice of dry toast. Very Happy

Loke · Member Joined: May 13, 2013 Posts: 207

And then they won't let you go home until you fart. Only time I've ever been asked to fart.

RePete · Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:05 pm Post subject: Re: Checkup

Then you need to watch Jeff Foxworthy's rendition.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEp9oi1LVXw

Tremblay · Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 5:56 pm Post subject: Re: Checkup

dhc4ever · Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2020 2:08 am Post subject: Re: Checkup

There are some perverse and evil people on this forum.......