HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: davidbeckham
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 12758

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 67
BOT: 2
Total: 69
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Photo Albums
03: Forums
04: Forums
05: Home
06: Forums
07: Forums
08: Home
09: Forums
10: Forums
11: Home
12: Photo Albums
13: Forums
14: Forums
15: Forums
16: Forums
17: Forums
18: Home
19: Forums
20: Photo Albums
21: Home
22: Your Account
23: News
24: Forums
25: Forums
26: Home
27: Home
28: News
29: Forums
30: Home
31: Forums
32: Forums
33: Forums
34: Forums
35: Forums
36: Forums
37: Home
38: Forums
39: Forums
40: Forums
41: Forums
42: Forums
43: Forums
44: Forums
45: Your Account
46: Forums
47: News
48: Forums
49: Forums
50: Photo Albums
51: Your Account
52: Forums
53: Home
54: Home
55: Forums
56: Your Account
57: Home
58: Your Account
59: Your Account
60: Forums
61: Forums
62: Forums
63: Home
64: Home
65: Forums
66: Home
67: Forums
  BOT:
01: Forums
02: Your Account

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 306
 Pictures: 2389
  · Views: 587159
  · Votes: 1312
  · Comments: 86
 

Support our Advertisers

Listen
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Go to page Previous  1, 2
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
RePete
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Aug 15, 2005
Posts: 875
Location: Gods Country

PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:28 am    Post subject: Re: Listen Reply with quote

Pumpkinslinger wrote:
The problem is... Do you do what they SAY or do you do what they MEAN???

A question for the ages.

You're damned if you do and damned if you do! A double whamy.

_________________
Proud member of the WTFDTSG Club.

Stercus Accidit = Sh*t Happens in Latin.

Nice try = You Suck spelled different.

My parents spanked me as a child. As a result, I now suffer from a psychological condition known as RESPECT FOR OTHERS.
Back to top
View user's profile
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 8014
Location: south island New Zealand

PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Listen Reply with quote

DOES my bum look big in these?????

that is the question from the ages...... and its a VERY brave man who will answer it
damned if you do...damned if you dont...damned if you tell truth and damned again if you tell fib.

reaching over and giving said bum a grab and a rub and the reply "it sure looks and feels sexy" is one way out of trouble...or into trouble of the good kind.
or she will quickly change the subject and you off the hook....

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 2 of 2
All times are GMT - 7 Hours
Go to page Previous  1, 2



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Advertisements
 


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by Dizfunkshunal :.