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Getting old is GETTING OLD!!
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pete4d
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:11 am    Post subject: Getting old is GETTING OLD!! Reply with quote

Getting old is GETTING OLD!!
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Posted on 11/5/2019, 5:50:48 AM by sodpoodle

OWLS (Older Wiser Laughing Souls)

Wisdom from Grandpa...

Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning' his salt he forgets his sugar.

Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Scratch Had one of those Scratch

If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she'll never turn into an old nag.

On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.

A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine's gonna 'work'."

Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds, is in good health, and already used to taking orders.

Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? (Like this one!)

You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.

Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

Have a GREAT day and keep laughing! It's good for the soul Cheers Cheers

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2019 3:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Getting old is GETTING OLD!! Reply with quote

Good one mate...this is 100% true.

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