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Elvis has a brain fart...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 3:06 pm    Post subject: Elvis has a brain fart... Reply with quote

Scratch AGAIN Sad
so we have had a mouse running around in ceiling which has been a tad annoying. last week like good hubby I try to be out comes rickady old ladder and trap goes up in roof.
this morning Im getting ready for Promise Keepers weekend so getting stuff sorted before heading away...thinks to self...best check trap before I go.so rickardy old ladder gets set up in our hallway under manhole,which convieniently is beteen two doorways,greats thinks I. Put ladder across hall with legs in each doorway to brace one side of said rickardy old ladder (must be one of very first alloy ones made) up the ladder I go forgetting its in door way and SMACK goes my head onto top of door frame Shocked Shocked oowee ooowee Sad good wifey comes to see what fuss is and proceeds to laugh her head off Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy IM CHUCKLING TOO BUT RUBBING SORE HEAD AT SAME TIME Sad Sad
Take care folks and God bless you all. will make sure to say a prayer for you all while Im in hall full of Christian men in full song voice.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Elvis has a brain fart... Reply with quote

Smile Lucky to hit the head, otherwise there might be more damage

Take care mate, we are not getting any younger.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 3:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Elvis has a brain fart... Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha I thought I heard Becs cackling the other day...ya Wally Elvis. Be careful mate. The thousand dollar question...did ya git the mouse?

Consider getting a python and putting it up in the roof...never have a possum or rodent problem whilst he’s up there.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Elvis has a brain fart... Reply with quote

got the mouse....and a sore head...we KIWIs dont have pythons in the back garden...the nearest we have are one eyed trouser snakes....they dont chase mice....but do chase other things that are rumoured to chase mice...

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2019 7:49 am    Post subject: Re: Elvis has a brain fart... Reply with quote

Sticky pads work the best around here.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Elvis has a brain fart... Reply with quote

I would have though standing back an letting loose with the 12 g would gave hurt less.
At the time.
Would have started a whole new discussion on shot size requirement and whether solids are more effective on mice or house frames.
Then theres the post traumatic wife aftermath reporting, months of amusement for us.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Elvis has a brain fart... Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
I would have though standing back an letting loose with the 12 g would gave hurt less.
At the time.
Would have started a whole new discussion on shot size requirement and whether solids are more effective on mice or house frames.
Then theres the post traumatic wife aftermath reporting, months of amusement for us.

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2019 7:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Elvis has a brain fart... Reply with quote

I may need to use my 12 ga. I've been using rat traps and caught 3 so far. Then yesterday I went out and the trap is gone!?!?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2019 8:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Elvis has a brain fart... Reply with quote

Oooh...You have pack rats too.

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