I'LL BE OK

Tremblay · Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:32 pm Post subject: I'LL BE OK

week or two

inthedark · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:48 am Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK

Things slow in Malta today??? LOL

Bushmaster · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 7:26 am Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK

Must be snowed in again.

Tremblay · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:29 am Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK

inthedark wrote:

Things slow in Malta today??? LOL

Boy you don't know how slow they are

Vince · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:46 pm Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK

PaulS · Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:02 pm Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK

I wonder how that would be interpreted in court...
It was a miscommunication your honor. When she asked me to press one I thought she was talking about where my attention was focused. As I was mesmerized by her amply exposed bosom, I did as she asked and pressed the one that was nearest me. The assault that followed was confusing to me as I did not understand her being upset for doing as she instructed.

The judge looks at the woman, back at the poor man in multiple casts and announces, "Charges dismissed."
The outraged woman starts attacking her own lawyer and is arrested on multiple accounts of assault and battery. Wink

Bushmaster · Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:13 pm Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK

Paul...Does your wife know that you have this dream?

slimjim · Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:34 am Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK

I was listening to a radio add for a plastic surgery center. A woman was describing her experience with breast augmentation. She stated that she was very happy with her assets.

pete4d · Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 6:18 pm Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK

PaulS wrote:

I wonder how that would be interpreted in court...
It was a miscommunication your honor. When she asked me to press one I thought she was talking about where my attention was focused. As I was mesmerized by her amply exposed bosom, I did as she asked and pressed the one that was nearest me. The assault that followed was confusing to me as I did not understand her being upset for doing as she instructed.

The judge looks at the woman, back at the poor man in multiple casts and announces, "Charges dismissed."
The outraged woman starts attacking her own lawyer and is arrested on multiple accounts of assault and battery. Wink

Karma ,,,,, ain't it sweet,,,, Cheers

PaulS · Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 11:17 pm Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK

Bushy,
My wife would only believe it was my dream if it was a red haired girl - without the big chest.
I have never been a fan of dynamic duo's.

Elvis · Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:51 am Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK

Boobies are good........

Bushmaster · Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:31 am Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK

I agree with Paul. Sometimes "much" is too much...

slimjim · Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 12:12 pm Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK

except when it comes to ammo

PaulS · Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:31 pm Post subject: Re: I'LL BE OK

Yep! I've never heard anyone say that they had too much ammo after a gunfight.