HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: MDostie49
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 12704

People Online:
Members: 1
Visitors: 76
BOT: 2
Total: 79
Who Is Where:
 Members:
01: slimjim > Tell a Friend
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Forums
03: Your Account
04: Forums
05: Forums
06: Forums
07: Forums
08: Forums
09: Your Account
10: Forums
11: Home
12: Forums
13: Forums
14: Your Account
15: Forums
16: Forums
17: Forums
18: Forums
19: Forums
20: Forums
21: Forums
22: Forums
23: Forums
24: Forums
25: Photo Albums
26: Forums
27: Forums
28: Forums
29: Forums
30: Forums
31: Forums
32: Forums
33: Forums
34: Forums
35: Forums
36: Forums
37: Forums
38: Forums
39: Forums
40: Home
41: Your Account
42: Forums
43: Forums
44: Forums
45: Forums
46: Photo Albums
47: Forums
48: Photo Albums
49: Forums
50: Home
51: Forums
52: Forums
53: Forums
54: Forums
55: Forums
56: Home
57: Forums
58: Forums
59: Forums
60: Forums
61: Forums
62: Forums
63: Forums
64: Forums
65: Forums
66: Forums
67: Forums
68: Your Account
69: Forums
70: Forums
71: Forums
72: Your Account
73: Forums
74: Forums
75: Forums
76: Forums
  BOT:
01: Forums
02: Forums

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 305
 Pictures: 2371
  · Views: 537436
  · Votes: 1312
  · Comments: 86
 

Support our Advertisers

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the followi
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
pete4d
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 27, 2011
Posts: 619
Location: Dixie , Alabama , & Louisiana

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:39 pm    Post subject: It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the followi Reply with quote

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.

He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

_________________
"march to the sound of the guns and shoot everyone not dressed like you"--D I 1968

When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other.

I'm on the watch list are you ?
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Vince
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 13980
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:51 pm    Post subject: Re: It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the followi Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Tremblay
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Oct 08, 2007
Posts: 1933
Location: Malta, Montana

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 3:35 pm    Post subject: Re: It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the fol Reply with quote

Haha ROFL Haha

_________________
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark
Twain

Never argue with a stupid person ,cause they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twwain
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail
Elvis
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008
Posts: 7825
Location: south island New Zealand

PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:19 pm    Post subject: Re: It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the followi Reply with quote

classic. not over done at all.

_________________
You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
Back to top
View user's profile
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 10686
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:38 am    Post subject: Re: It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the followi Reply with quote

Done to a turn. Just right.

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
PaulS
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Feb 18, 2006
Posts: 3718
Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State

PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:30 pm    Post subject: Re: It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the followi Reply with quote

The timing is perfect as Pillsbury has placed a recall on some of their flour products over concerns of salmonella poisoning.
See the news HERE

_________________
Paul
__________________
Speer, Lyman, Hodgdon, Sierra, and Hornady = reliable loading data
So and So's pages on the internet = NOT reliable loading data
Always check data against manuals
NEVER exceed maximum listed loads
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 10686
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:00 pm    Post subject: Re: It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the followi Reply with quote

Gettin' the hell out while the gettins' good.

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
Vince
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 13980
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 4:18 pm    Post subject: Re: It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the followi Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Gettin' the hell out while the gettins' good.

Haha Haha Haha Haha

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
OldSchoolRanger
Member
Member


Joined: Feb 15, 2017
Posts: 88

PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:03 pm    Post subject: Re: It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the followi Reply with quote

Had me in stitches!
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Advertisements
 


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by Dizfunkshunal :.