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Never Ever Believe an Irishman
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pete4d
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:02 pm    Post subject: Never Ever Believe an Irishman Reply with quote

Never Ever Believe an Irishman
An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his phone.

He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has
just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "That's about average up our way, folks... like I said, my boy's a typical County Clare baby boy."

Two weeks later the man returns to the bar.

The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that typical Irish baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks .... so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? You said he
was 25 pounds the day he was born."

The father takes a slow swig of his Jameson Irish Whisky, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 5:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Never Ever Believe an Irishman Reply with quote

only did the operation as needed a new fan belt for his truck.......

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:39 am    Post subject: Re: Never Ever Believe an Irishman Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
only did the operation as needed a new fan belt for his truck.......

Haha ROFL

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 6:47 am    Post subject: Re: Never Ever Believe an Irishman Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
only did the operation as needed a new fan belt for his truck.......

ouch! That has to leave a mental scar!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 10:24 am    Post subject: Re: Never Ever Believe an Irishman Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
Elvis wrote:
only did the operation as needed a new fan belt for his truck.......

ouch! That has to leave a mental scar!

Only if it's cut a little bit short Cheers Cheers

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