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New Years Eve 2018
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:19 pm    Post subject: Re: New Years Eve 2018 Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
Ever notice that the older you get your hair relocates?
It leaves your head and migrates to your ears, nose, back and eyebrows.
It leaves your head bare to act as a reflector, so you can be found with a bright light after you wander off in the fog of old age.....

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Now ain’t that the truth mate.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 2:26 pm    Post subject: Re: New Years Eve 2018 Reply with quote

Damn! Weren't you in "Crazy Rich Asians"????? LOL
Too funny mate

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 3:55 pm    Post subject: Re: New Years Eve 2018 Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
Ever notice that the older you get your hair relocates?
It leaves your head and migrates to your ears, nose, back and eyebrows.
It leaves your head bare to act as a reflector, so you can be found with a bright light after you wander off in the fog of old age.....


Well, not only the hair growth that migrated down, my chest also sort of dropped down to my tummy.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 3:56 pm    Post subject: Re: New Years Eve 2018 Reply with quote

inthedark wrote:
Damn! Weren't you in "Crazy Rich Asians"????? LOL
Too funny mate

Crazy I am, but rich? well one can only hope so.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:48 pm    Post subject: Re: New Years Eve 2018 Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
Crazy I am, but rich? well one can only hope so.

You mean you didn't do that on a bet for money?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:30 pm    Post subject: Re: New Years Eve 2018 Reply with quote

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:25 pm    Post subject: Re: New Years Eve 2018 Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
strange that the beard grow much faster than the hair..

gravity, mate!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:33 pm    Post subject: Re: New Years Eve 2018 Reply with quote

Gravity effects more than your hair. Believe me.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:49 pm    Post subject: Re: New Years Eve 2018 Reply with quote

Yeah, my pectoral dropped and covered my six packs too Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:26 pm    Post subject: Re: New Years Eve 2018 Reply with quote

Some things it doesn't have any effect on

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