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A Giggle
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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2018 8:57 pm    Post subject: A Giggle Reply with quote

Son: “Dad, we’re learning about prisms at school. They’re fascinating.”
Dad: “That’s good son, because as a dyslexic black boy, you’re bound to end up in one.”

Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical. A few days later the doctor ‘phones and says “Paddy, you realise you’ve got sugar diabetes.”
Paddy says, “Nice one, when do I fight him?”

It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I’ve turned myself around and that’s what it’s all about.


Paddy caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says "Don't laugh, your next!!"

Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."
His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!"

Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue.
Paddy says "Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too."
Mick agrees "I'm ordering one right now"
3 weeks later Paddy says to Mick "Has your woman turned up yet?"
"No" said Mick "but it shouldn't be long now though. Her clothes arrived yesterday!!

A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks "I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?"
The doctor replies "Yes, but you will have to be a little patient".

In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort".
The police still haven't seen the funny side, my lap top's been confiscated, and the wife has gone off to her mother.

English Mike will probably be the only one to understand these last few...
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A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."
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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"
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The last is always best
Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2018 9:16 pm    Post subject: Re: A Giggle Reply with quote

Take me a while but got them.. Gold Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 1:17 am    Post subject: Re: A Giggle Reply with quote

My nephew works for a company that handles people who speak languages other than English, I think Yorkshire is included.

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2018 1:59 am    Post subject: Re: A Giggle Reply with quote

7 years ago when I started working along side the Irish and pommy guys at work I got so sick of one fellas accent I loudly told him to plurry well speak English....turns out he was the only Pom in the crew.... the northern Irish are the hardest to get as they often speak so fast.
one fella who drove stack tractor would guide us back into stack
"back forward...back forward...back forward....thatlldoyah"
it got the better of me one day so said to him " the only time you go back forward,back forward,back forward is when you are doing the funky chicken...and when you call out thatilldoyah I feel like adding praise the Lord..... he nearly peed himself laughing.

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