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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 4:45 am    Post subject: New Dog Reply with quote

I bought a dog from a blacksmith once.
As soon as it got home it made a bolt for the door.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 5:14 am    Post subject: Re: New Dog Reply with quote

Oh, Vince. I think that is your shortest attempt at humor. But for the amount of chuckles per word it actually might be a winner! Thanks!

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 5:15 am    Post subject: Re: New Dog Reply with quote

Tremblay and Suzanne may have you beat, however.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 5:15 am    Post subject: Re: New Dog Reply with quote

Picture humor counts as a thousand words though.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 8:45 am    Post subject: Re: New Dog Reply with quote

Good one Vince

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 9:03 am    Post subject: Re: New Dog Reply with quote

Aah...He could do better.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 10:26 pm    Post subject: Re: New Dog Reply with quote

at least it didnt "latch" onto your leg.....

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