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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 12:06 am    Post subject: Microsoft Technician Reply with quote

One of Microsoft’s finest technicians was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.

The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, “It’s leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!”

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 2:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Microsoft Technician Reply with quote

yip that sounds about right.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Microsoft Technician Reply with quote

That's a good one Vince

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