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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 1:04 pm    Post subject: My wife said Reply with quote

Hear hear

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:29 pm    Post subject: Re: My wife said Reply with quote

He has been Caught!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:06 pm    Post subject: Re: My wife said Reply with quote

Busted.... Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:00 pm    Post subject: Re: My wife said Reply with quote

I blame industrial hearing loss and tinnitus.
Works for me.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:06 am    Post subject: Re: My wife said Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
I blame industrial hearing loss and tinnitus.
Works for me.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 2:21 am    Post subject: Re: My wife said Reply with quote

well if they didnt plurry well waffle to themself so much I might be tuned in more often....loose count of the number of times I stop what Im doing and move closer to hear what SWMBO is saying and she says she just talking to herself......

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 7:56 am    Post subject: Re: My wife said Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
well if they didnt plurry well waffle to themself so much I might be tuned in more often....loose count of the number of times I stop what Im doing and move closer to hear what SWMBO is saying and she says she just talking to herself......
yup Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 2:52 pm    Post subject: Re: My wife said Reply with quote

Maybe she knows you're not listening.
You know women explode if they cant talk, look at it as pressure relief.........

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:04 pm    Post subject: Re: My wife said Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
Maybe she knows you're not listening.
You know women explode if they cant talk, look at it as pressure relief.........

That’s why wimmens don’t fart Fart mate...they don’t keep their mouth shut long enough to build up pressure.

Hang on, is that Suz coming, with a switch wtf Confused Very Happy I’m outa here...CLEAR THE WAY TO THE LADDER. Hiding

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 6:01 pm    Post subject: Re: My wife said Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
dhc4ever wrote:
Maybe she knows you're not listening.
You know women explode if they cant talk, look at it as pressure relief.........

That’s why wimmens don’t fart Fart mate...they don’t keep their mouth shut long enough to build up pressure.

Hang on, is that Suz coming, with a switch wtf Confused Very Happy I’m outa here...CLEAR THE WAY TO THE LADDER. Hiding
ROFL Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 7:07 pm    Post subject: Re: My wife said Reply with quote

Vince,,,,you're in trouble now,,,where's the ladder

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:55 pm    Post subject: Re: My wife said Reply with quote

Boy it sure got quit in after that one vince

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 12:36 am    Post subject: Re: My wife said Reply with quote

The ladder?
Now a PERMANENT fixture at Vinnys.
Apparently the rest of us are mountain goats and dont need it.........

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