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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15714 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 5:38 am Post subject: The Farmer |
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A farmer decided he wanted to go to town
and see a movie.
The ticket agent asked,
"Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer said,
"that's my pet rooster Chuck.
Wherever I go, chuck goes."
"I'm sorry sir," said the ticket agent
"we can't allow animals in the theatre."
The old farmer went around the corner
and stuffed chuck down his overalls.
Then he returned to the booth,
bought a ticket, and entered the theatre.
He sat down next to two old widows named
Ethel & Mildred.
The movie started
and the rooster began to squirm…
The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so
chuck could stick his head out
and watch the movie.
"Ethel", whispered Mildred.
"What?" said Ethel.
"I think the guy next to me
is a pervert."
"What makes you think so?" asked Ethel?
"He undid his pants and he has his thing out",
whispered Mildred.
"Well, don't worry about it", said Ethel..
"at our age we've seen 'em all".
"I thought so too", said Mildred,
"But this one is EATIN' MY POPCORN...!"
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:02 pm Post subject: Re: The Farmer |
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_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2648 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 2:19 pm Post subject: Re: The Farmer |
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_________________ Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark
Twain
Never argue with a stupid person ,cause they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twwain |
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 3:29 pm Post subject: Re: The Farmer |
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Ill just laugh.
Theres a whole other comment that could be made at this point, but this is a family forum.
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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