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I feel it’s time to cement The Crown...
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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:40 pm    Post subject: I feel it’s time to cement The Crown... Reply with quote

Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c?
Because you can’t see in the dark...

So I told this girl 10 puns hoping that one of them would make her laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

How do you keep an Idiot in Suspense ?
I will Tell You Later.......

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra

I once knew a women who carried a Taser
...man she was stunning!

I'm taking care of my procrastination issues
...Just you wait and see!

I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills
...they were the darkest times of my life.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:49 am    Post subject: Re: I feel it’s time to cement The Crown... Reply with quote

Didnt you mean cement shoes?
A cement crown makes a lot of mess.......

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:34 am    Post subject: Re: I feel it’s time to cement The Crown... Reply with quote

I'm going back to bed...Maybe when I get up the second time these will make sense.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:06 am    Post subject: Re: I feel it’s time to cement The Crown... Reply with quote

Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:09 pm    Post subject: Re: I feel it’s time to cement The Crown... Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
I'm going back to bed...Maybe when I get up the second time these will make sense.

Three times is a charm, Bushy! Thanks for the chuckle, Vince!! First time did it for me.

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