I feel it’s time to cement The Crown...

Vince

Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c?
Because you can’t see in the dark...

So I told this girl 10 puns hoping that one of them would make her laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

How do you keep an Idiot in Suspense ?
I will Tell You Later.......

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra

I once knew a women who carried a Taser
...man she was stunning!

I'm taking care of my procrastination issues
...Just you wait and see!

I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills
...they were the darkest times of my life.