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A Man walks into a bar...
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dinapickwriters
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 3:23 am    Post subject: A Man walks into a bar... Reply with quote

The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death."

The bartender looks shocked and says "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself."

The man asks "Well what would you do in my situation?"

The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy."

The man jumps up from his stool and shouts "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar.

A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.

"Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously.

"Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please."
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:36 pm    Post subject: Re: A Man walks into a bar... Reply with quote

heheheheheheheh good one.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:40 am    Post subject: Re: A Man walks into a bar... Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
heheheheheheheh good one.

thanks! that's old one but still great Very Happy Very Happy
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