IT WILL HEAL THE DOC SAID

Tremblay · Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:40 pm Post subject: IT WILL HEAL THE DOC SAID

My wife and I went to the auction mart at Tralee the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

'My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

Elvis · Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:19 pm Post subject: Re: IT WILL HEAL THE DOC SAID

theres a lot to be said for the same old cow......... nice one trembles.

dhc4ever · Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 12:49 am Post subject: Re: IT WILL HEAL THE DOC SAID

You know why they call it menopause?

Because Mad Cow disease was already taken.......

And you're correct, my wife doesn't read this forum.

Vince · Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:24 am Post subject: Re: IT WILL HEAL THE DOC SAID

Elvis · Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 2:30 am Post subject: Re: IT WILL HEAL THE DOC SAID

Magmarq · Rookie Member Joined: Sep 29, 2017 Posts: 2

Tremblay wrote:

My wife and I went to the auction mart at Tralee the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

'My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

I'm glad your stable now. Hoping for you fast recovery.