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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 9:24 am    Post subject: Getting a new job Reply with quote

oooops

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself:

"Man... that coulda been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Getting a new job Reply with quote

Ya missed the last bit mate...

"I wonder how long it takes to get a semi trailer licence?"

Very Happy Very Happy Razz Razz Cool

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 7:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Getting a new job Reply with quote

IT TAKES ABOUT 5 HOURS HERE

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 9:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Getting a new job Reply with quote

sat my medical yesterday to renew mine!!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2017 2:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Getting a new job Reply with quote

wtf Obama made me give up my CDL-So I just renewed my hunting licenses!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2017 4:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Getting a new job Reply with quote

TRBLSHTR wrote:
:wtf: Obama made me give up my CDL-So I just renewed my hunting licenses!
ROFL

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