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Elvis
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 9:43 pm    Post subject: the simple things Reply with quote

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big
tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no
passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

When I was 18 and in college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was
too emotional. Everything was an emergency. She was a drama queen,
cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl
with stability.

When I was 21, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I
decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 35, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits. Parental Advisory Parental Advisory

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 2:55 am    Post subject: Re: the simple things Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:33 am    Post subject: Re: the simple things Reply with quote

THANK YOU ELVIS!!!

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