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stovepipe
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Posts: 4877
Location: Pine, Az.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 8:32 am    Post subject: Bait Reply with quote

The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains
of Alaska . He was driving along near the campground when he heard a
frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless
Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote for Hillary' hat and a 'Save
the Trees' shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically,
thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a
10-foot grizzly bear.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing
Go Trump shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum slug
right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the
semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp.

Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two
of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck
while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. "I
give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed.
"I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and
Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes
that this is not true.

As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?
"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact
with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he
don't know squat about bear hunting. By the way, is the bait still
alive or do we need to go back to California ?
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Elvis
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Bait Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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Vince
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Posts: 13494
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Bait Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Party Party Group Group Worship

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hunterjoe21
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Location: North Central Montana

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:48 am    Post subject: Re: Bait Reply with quote

The Wave Haha

They could start in Cali and work their way up through Seattle. I'd be willing to pitch in for bus service....

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 3:30 am    Post subject: Re: Bait Reply with quote

Classic, absolutely classic

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Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
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