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A COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE
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Vince
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 7:39 pm    Post subject: A COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE Reply with quote

DON'T SQUAT WITH YER SPURS ON: A COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE

by Texas Bix Bender

Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Never ask a man the size of his spread.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up

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(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:14 pm    Post subject: Re: A COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE Reply with quote

Words of Wisdom for sure!

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"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:12 pm    Post subject: Re: A COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE Reply with quote

the world leading polititions and wannabe polititions could do worse than follow that last one.....

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