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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 4:20 pm    Post subject: A helping hand. Reply with quote

Saw this on the other forum.. too good not to share Very Happy


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As I was walking home this week worrying about all the crap going on in Washington, Ottawa, London, Moscow, Ukraine etc. and at how my life was falling apart, I saw a yard sign that said:

NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-005-3787


Out of curiosity and desperation, I did.

A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 6:02 pm    Post subject: Re: A helping hand. Reply with quote

Hee Haw

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 8:43 pm    Post subject: Re: A helping hand. Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2016 6:20 am    Post subject: Re: A helping hand. Reply with quote

That's pronounced 'Hey-Suz' ya know....




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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2016 7:40 am    Post subject: Re: A helping hand. Reply with quote

Hey-Suz'??

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2016 7:07 pm    Post subject: Re: A helping hand. Reply with quote

"Jesus"
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 6:40 am    Post subject: Re: A helping hand. Reply with quote

What?

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:54 am    Post subject: Re: A helping hand. Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 12:10 am    Post subject: Re: A helping hand. Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 3:17 am    Post subject: Re: A helping hand. Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Hey-Suz Kwaist!!

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:06 am    Post subject: Re: A helping hand. Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Goot won Gelan!!



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