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A Sweet Wee Poem
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2016 2:19 am    Post subject: A Sweet Wee Poem Reply with quote

Sweet Little Poem


A fart is a pleasant thing...
It gives the belly ease...
It warms the bed in winter...
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet...
A fart can be loud...
Some leave a powerful...
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short...
Or a fart can be long...
Some farts have been known...
To sound like a song.....

A fart can create...
A most curious medley...
A fart can be harmless...
Or silent...and deadly.

A fart might not smell...
While others are vile...
A fart may pass quickly...
Or linger a while...


A fart can occur...
In a number of places...
And leave everyone there...
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie...
To small elevators...
A fart will find all of...
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad...
Is simply not true...
We must never forget...
Sweet old farts like you!


Kinda brings a tear to your eye...right?

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2016 2:22 am    Post subject: Re: A Sweet Wee Poem Reply with quote

the ones I was letting rip in bed the other morning brought a tear to Bec's eyes Mate.....fair stung the sinus's I tell ya.

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2016 4:32 am    Post subject: Re: A Sweet Wee Poem Reply with quote

It brings a tear to someone's eye, namely he recipients. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2016 12:29 pm    Post subject: Re: A Sweet Wee Poem Reply with quote

Ah yes...S.B.D's

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2016 6:20 pm    Post subject: Re: A Sweet Wee Poem Reply with quote

As effective as IED's.

Nice poem - it brought a tear to my eye - or was that the dog we no longer have or my lovely wife who never farts but "whiffles" instead. It wasn't me because mine always smell so nice to me...

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2016 8:14 pm    Post subject: Re: A Sweet Wee Poem Reply with quote

fed the dogs mutton again tonight...so tomorrow they will all be potent enough to clear the neighborhood.

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