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So why did the chicken cross the road?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:21 pm    Post subject: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Reply with quote

Popcorn
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:25 pm    Post subject: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Reply with quote

Pervert !!!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:58 pm    Post subject: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Reply with quote

And proud of it Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 8:15 pm    Post subject: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Reply with quote

Me too...

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 12:36 am    Post subject: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Reply with quote

Suz with a switch...that ain't entertainment...that's pure and simple sadism...or B&D. I'm outa here...CLEAR THE LADDER, I'M INBOUND Hiding

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 2:22 am    Post subject: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Reply with quote

Are YOU the secret chicken Vince.
I've got it!!!!!
Suz is the reason he crossed the road Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 4:19 am    Post subject: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
Are YOU the secret chicken Vince.
I've got it!!!!!
Suz is the reason he crossed the road Wink

Scratch Damn, now there's a thought...I could be...

Vince chillin', Suz comin' fast with a switch, road, ladder on other side of road, Vince scared (chicken of Suz)...yup, that is a good possibility.

I'm runnin' scared and headin' for the ladder.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 4:42 am    Post subject: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Reply with quote

so that chicken is a transgender with SM-attitudes?

beginning to understand that the right chick on a road can cause severe accidents...



also understand that once a nut stays a nut...
and feeling proud of it!

life is too short to spoil a lot of time on people who don't deserve it...
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 3:59 pm    Post subject: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Reply with quote

I heard a contingent of cows, sheep, ducks and pheasants are suing for equal opportunity.
They want to be included in the riddle of road crossing.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:18 pm    Post subject: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Reply with quote

wtf I heard the family of the chicken Bushy shot is suing for wrongful death !!! Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 7:48 pm    Post subject: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Reply with quote

We need an open season on lawyers.........

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:09 pm    Post subject: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Reply with quote

Frivolous law suit...Besides...There's no body. I fried and ate it.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:37 pm    Post subject: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Reply with quote

Vinnie are you a gallina or a pollo ??



Suz

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:44 am    Post subject: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
Vinnie are you a gallina or a pollo ??



Suz

Neither...most likely a big Rhode Island Red...but I'm not sure because chooks aren't aware of their self image...or so I've been led to believe.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 5:15 pm    Post subject: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Reply with quote

In Spanish a gallina is a young chicken and a pollo (poyo) is an older chicken and so if you want to call someone chicken, you would call them gallina (ga-yeena' or ga-geena')....I thought Bushy would be all over this one fish oh well the Spanish lesson, in case you wanted to know wha the hek I wuz talkin bout.



Suz (Sooz)

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