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Azar Member
Joined: Jan 04, 2010 Posts: 275 Location: Utah
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 4:33 pm Post subject: Milk bath |
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An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk instead of the usual amount.
When the milkman arrived, and read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point. The woman came to the door, and the milkman said,
“Yes ma’am, I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?”
The blonde said, “I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.”
The milkman asked, “Do you want it Pasteurized?”
The blonde replied, “Nope, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes.”
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DallanC Site Admin
Joined: Jan 18, 2005 Posts: 3572 Location: Utah
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:56 pm Post subject: Re: Milk bath |
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LOL
-DallanC
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6398 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:08 pm Post subject: Re: Milk bath |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:34 pm Post subject: Re: Milk bath |
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:49 am Post subject: Re: Milk bath |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11393 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:42 am Post subject: Re: Milk bath |
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Look out Vince. He's over takin' you.
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 5:43 pm Post subject: Re: Milk bath |
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Thanks for the chuckle, Azar!
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Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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