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BLOODY BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 5:48 pm    Post subject: BLOODY BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Reply with quote

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7c

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The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It’s also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.


Haha Haha Haha

Hmmm... With one of these in the White House Bill Clinton might never need an intern.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 6:20 pm    Post subject: Re: BLOODY BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Reply with quote

That s just downright wrong...and scary mate...not for me though. I can't believe they have it out in the open...one would expect a little privacy would make things easier for all concerned and avoid any "performance anguish".

Imagine walking into the waiting room and seeing a guy standing there, looking at the ceiling, whistling to himself and twiddling his thumbs...nah, not good.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 7:38 pm    Post subject: Re: BLOODY BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Reply with quote

I would have loved to be a fly on the wall at the initial design meeting.

This is taking automation far to far, imagine a whole generation too lazy to even wank without mechanical assistance.........

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 8:48 pm    Post subject: Re: BLOODY BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Reply with quote

No one got hairy palm ........
No one gone blind....


Haha

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:29 pm    Post subject: Re: BLOODY BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Reply with quote

what will they think of next!!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:15 pm    Post subject: Re: BLOODY BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Reply with quote

Fembots ... yeah...

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 8:10 am    Post subject: Re: BLOODY BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Reply with quote

Imagine walking into the waiting room and seeing a guy standing there, looking at the ceiling, whistling to himself and twiddling his thumbs...nah, not good.

Vince, one word

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:04 am    Post subject: Re: BLOODY BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Reply with quote

I did not watch the video, the title scared me and i switched it back to Hunting Nut......I don't understand how that is arousing, it just seems to me you'd have to be attracted to sewing machines or drill presses and it just doesn't click with me that a hospital would do that anyway. Don't they have some sort of electric shocking sort of thing? that coaxes it out of you? they do that to endangered animals under anesthetic....(I think) ...you guys are weird....I mean guys in general, are weird....Clinton reminds me, I think I'll get me a cigar...


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:17 pm    Post subject: Re: BLOODY BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Reply with quote

Laughing Are you gonna use that machine on the cigar? Embarassed

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 9:07 pm    Post subject: Re: BLOODY BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Reply with quote

And I thought this was a family board.....

They could have at least put a red wig on the machine ... and a cup holder for a beer.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 9:23 pm    Post subject: Re: BLOODY BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Reply with quote

PaulS wrote:
And I thought this was a family board.....
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Exiactily!
thats I guess for those who cannot start their own family.
We can joke about it but for some it is their only hope..

And.. Suz, a mate of mine works as a vet assistant in the zoo.
She got to extract things hands on in traditional way form leopards, tigers and whatever animal that do not aspire to have offspring in the zoo..
Interesting job I guess..

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 9:51 pm    Post subject: Re: BLOODY BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Reply with quote

And the name of that job would be professional ........( insert name here)

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:32 am    Post subject: Re: BLOODY BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Reply with quote

That's gross Geland, but I'm curious if they're anesthetized. If you think about it, don't you have to be....excited?...to get results? cause if they're under anesthetic then....maybe animals are different....I don't think I wanna go there....I'm not comming back to this thread unless I cover my eyes....



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:32 am    Post subject: Re: BLOODY BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Reply with quote

Heh heh..Oh man. As we sink lower into the trenches of life....

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:01 pm    Post subject: Re: BLOODY BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Reply with quote

Talk about take the fun out of life!!!!!

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